Dundermifflin

We can't overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails, but real business is done on paper

It's true. Around this office in the past I have been a little abrupt with people. But the doctor said, if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

The paper is the best paper that I've ever seen in my life! I've loved talking to Jim and Dwight, but Michael can be overbearing.

So, you wanna start a business. How do you start? What do you need? Well, first of all, you need a building. And secondly, you need supply. You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be... a... thingamajig. Or a... a whosi-whatsi. Or... a Whatchamacallit. Now, you need to sell those in order to have a PayDay. And, if you sell enough of them, you will make a 100 Grand. Satisfied?

Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly... I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.

Whenever I'm about to do something stupid, I think "would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

I'm really interested in using Dunder Mifflin's services, but I'm a little put off by their exuberant and competitive staff.

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going I just hope I find it along the way.

I have decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm gonna start telling people what I want, directly. So, look out world, 'cuz 'ol Pamy is gettin' what she wants. And, don't call me Pamy.