Online Businesses Reviewed on Sitejabber for "theg" to "theh"

Thumbnail of user gailr82
19 reviews
29 helpful votes
10/18/23

We were sent a gift card from this company and were unable to use it. Called them for help was promised they would send a card but never did. Looked at the card and now only has $.06 on it so they used it.

Thumbnail of user marlaw61
1 review
0 helpful votes
3/14/22
Verified purchase

Had an issue regarding shipping and was contacted by Gina. She was very polite and issue was resolved in less than 15 minutes

Thumbnail of user carap74
1 review
0 helpful votes
9/2/22

I ordered a Father's Day "DAD" lamp when I received it today it did not match the product description and was such poor quality I'm embarrassed to even gift this. There was visible glue everywhere and the lights and cords were all visible. It's ridiculous how much they charge for this poor quality item. Photos attached for reference. Do not buy anything from this website!

Thumbnail of user ajayr50
1 review
0 helpful votes
7/8/22

Your search for the Best Personalized Gifts ends hereā€¼ We Offer the perfect gift for an anniversary, birthday, engagement or to remember a special moment in your life Capture a photo and dedicate a song with scannable barcode in an Acrylic Plaque to immortalize it forever.

Thumbnail of user jilianc
1 review
0 helpful votes
3/19/21

Hire an immigration lawyer in Los Angeles, CA for help getting your Visas & green cards. Talk to any of our team members so that we can evaluate your case today!

Thumbnail of user tiffaniem1
3 reviews
9 helpful votes
2/5/19

I really don't like leaving bad reviews... but I had such a bad experience with The Girl & The Water that is still on going... It all started when I saved up my hard earned $200 and went on line in search of a bikini for my upcoming vacay. I saved up for a while to shop for a new bikini! I was SO EXCITED when I finally found the bikini I wanted and placed my order and I immediately noticed I...

Thumbnail of user kajals12
3 reviews
7 helpful votes
12/1/19

Literally the best website I have ever visit for girls clothing. Trendy and fancy products with the best quality thank you so much

Thumbnail of user pattyp14
5 reviews
4 helpful votes
7/16/19

This site advertised a mascara along with a lash lengthener, I placed my order in March of this year, I received the lash product but not the mascara. I emailed the company and a lady named Laurel Whittaker answered and said she would ship the mascara to me. I emailed again in May to tell them I still haven't received the mascara and she promised she would send it. The 3rd message was sent in...

Thumbnail of user 123staffan
1 review
1 helpful vote
3/26/24

A company that doesn't care and doesn't take any actions at all. Mark Stevens, Richard Brown and Joseph Rosen does only talk about what they can help you with. But if you ask for an e-mail about what and when they will take any kind of action nothing happens. They just make phone calls and talks about useless matters. WASTE OF MONEY HIRE THEM. DO NOT PAY 1 DOLLAR UPFRONT. LET THEM PROVE YOUR...

Thumbnail of user davids11205
3 reviews
2 helpful votes
11/13/23

DO NOT subscribe to this newspaper, utterly ruined by its Doormat Emiritus and a horrible circulation department in Halifax, now even worse than the $#*!s in Jamaica.

Thumbnail of user theresad292
1 review
0 helpful votes
1/26/21

We had a death in the family which took us on an unexpected and last minute trip to Orlando. My work family got us a gift card to The Gnarly Barley, which was near our hotel. Loved having a little area to escape and have some local grub and beers. The weather was beautiful so we sat outside and had great service. Thanks for shining some light for us!

Thumbnail of user loish200
1 review
0 helpful votes
12/9/20

Excellent Customer Service know her Jewelry great prices. Great delivery time. Go check her out you will not bet disappointed

Thumbnail of user chayad
1 review
1 helpful vote
5/25/19

Best for gain your knowledge and information about facts and unknown things. For the past few months I have read this blog and I have learned many unknowingly things. You must also read this blog and increase your knowledge.

Thumbnail of user johnw196
1 review
3 helpful votes
4/1/14

Although there is not a 100% definitive method for you to use at home, like we have in our stores, you can use the east technique shown in our short video to the right. This will help you with the process of elimination, at the very least.We encourage you to bring anything you have a doubt about into our store. We're happy to take a look at it for you and let you know if it's gold, silver or...

Thumbnail of user sophial232
1 review
0 helpful votes
7/14/22

Hi! My name is Sophia. I'm an interior designer and a consultant The Gold Boutique Door Handles is the home of luxury furniture. Shop online for custom marble plinths, quality brass door handles, pulls & knobs.

Thumbnail of user alicem78
1 review
1 helpful vote
3/23/17

The Golden Corner Store is an overseas company running a fraud scam. They steal money customers and deliver nothing! They have only negative reviews on facebook.

Thumbnail of user jodeyw1
2 reviews
0 helpful votes
8/19/23
Verified purchase

Red banner at the top of website stated BOGO NO CODE WE WILL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER GUARANTEED. After placing order I checked the weight of shipping and appeared they didn't double anything. Not even a small sample. Spent over $150. I messaged them and claims it was a weekend promo and an obvious LIE. This place is corrupt. Don't bother. Edit 1/24/24 - today I found some kind of a foreign object In...

Thumbnail of user laurenm522
36 reviews
44 helpful votes
12/27/21

I purchased a gold miami cuban link chain as a present over a year ago, and it was very well received. The item is worn often, and it has held up nearly perfectly considering the wear it gets. Shipping was relatively quickly, and they even included an extra item for free. I was able to find a discount code, so look out for those since it was able to save me a good amount of money. I do like how...

Thumbnail of user chrisn1081
2 reviews
0 helpful votes
4/10/23

The televised coverage of the Masters by the Golf Channel was terrible. Instead of actual televised play, there was more drawn out opinionated and analytical history of the players past and present. Snippets of actual play here and there were shown but no continuity in the broadcasts so that viewers could follow along. Instead viewers were treated to the telecasts piecemeal and suddenly an...

Thumbnail of user rachellerbarnas
15 reviews
0 helpful votes
2/13/23

If you're looking to improve your golf game, The Golfers Clubs are the perfect solution. With top-of-the-line equipment, these clubs will help you hit the ball straighter and further with ease. With a variety of options available, The Golfers Clubs have something for everyone. So if you're ready to take your game to the next level, don't hesitate to contact The Golfers Clubs to get golf at a...

Thumbnail of user cs28
2 reviews
5 helpful votes
11/10/11

I have now purchased 4 x 12 boxes of golf balls from this company. The price and delivery is first class, excellent service, if your looking for a good deal Then use this site, i highly recommend it. I will using this site again to purchase any golf equipment. Excellent service keep up the good work.

Thumbnail of user quincys49
1 review
0 helpful votes
10/22/23

Great deal and great seller. Club arrived after 2 days and was as described. Thanks very much Great help with my query and will be listing my golf products in the future.

Thumbnail of user amiliah
3 reviews
3 helpful votes
4/3/11

Go and check out this site it has some really cool bags to buy, I have purchased some fun small bags to take my luch to work in and everyone loves them! Well worth a visit to the site...

Thumbnail of user goode6
1 review
2 helpful votes
7/16/13

Best breakfast, brunch & lunch restaurant in Phoenix! Serving breakfast & lunch 7 days a week, including our heart smart menu! Enjoy our fresh, healthy, made from scratch food!

Thumbnail of user sophias316
1 review
0 helpful votes
6/17/22

I bought a TV STAND from this website, The instructions were clear and easy to follow, It took a minute to put it together. It's a really good TV stand, Looks great and sturdy. Exactly what I wanted!

Thumbnail of user terryr16
4 reviews
14 helpful votes
12/20/13

Ordered a tv nearly three weeks before Christmas and pay for it online. After a couple of days with no response I call them and they say they don't know anything about it even though they have taken my money. A couple of days of phone calls they find my order, then tell me I wont get tv until 'sometime' after Christmas. I want refund I say, they say I will get refund 'sometime' after new year....

Thumbnail of user paulg2949
1 review
0 helpful votes
3/7/24
Verified purchase

After a month of no delivery gave no resolution to meet my needs then to offer alternative in store to find it will take a month from Shepparton to Tungamah what a joke. First and las pashes for me

Thumbnail of user elisaw31
1 review
0 helpful votes
9/21/20

My garage door unexpectedly stopped working today. I found The Good Guys on Google Local and they were able to come to my place within a few hours of placing the call. He did a great job of repairing my garage, thoroughly explained what he was doing and why it stopped working, and even fixed a few other small things related to the garage that I didn't ask for. I've never had this type of work...

Thumbnail of user stevent349
Amy U.
1 review
1 helpful vote
3/15/20

I have tried nearly every meal delivery subscription and The Good Kitchen is one of my favorites. I've found that I like the no prep plans the best as I don't always have the time to actually cook so this is perfect. Their chili lime wings and barbacoa beef with rice and beans are my favorites. It's a little pricey but definitely worth it.

Thumbnail of user jd688
14 reviews
53 helpful votes
12/8/22

Purchased one of their sample packs to try their 6 different Almond based sauces using a coupon code. The sample pack is a selection of 6 different flavors packaged in nice 8 ounce plastic bottles. It was shipped and arrived in a decent amount of time by USPS. Upon opening the box, each 8 oz bottle had an expiration date of about 6 to 8 weeks away. Since we do not use a lot of sauces like this...

Thumbnail of user idont
3 reviews
6 helpful votes
2/24/10

Total waste of time. Promises to deliver product in something like 1-2 weeks, but I was emailing up to six weeks later asking where my stuff was. Generally unresponsive and when he did respond he would blame it on the post office. Claimed to have a delivery confirmation email stating it had been shipped, but he was unable to produce it. I finally filed a dispute and got my money back and my...

Thumbnail of user nataliel223
1 review
0 helpful votes
7/4/21

I have been ordering things to get ready for a huge shower. This was a last minute grab for shower favors, and they came before the final quote for our shower food! Wow! I am so impressed beyond impressed! The price, quality and communication was beyond anything I could have ever expected! I will be using you guys again very soon for all my party and other production needs! Way to go!

Thumbnail of user zickf
1 review
1 helpful vote
2/25/20

The service is new I guess, the support is responding like immediately and help placing the orders. Good work

Thumbnail of user marianno
3 reviews
3 helpful votes
6/27/17

This is a must for all of you who want's alternative clothes and refuse to be just one in the gray crowd. Everyone is complementing me and asks where I buy my clothes! Dare to be a little different, dress you up - we only live once! :)

Thumbnail of user leons70
43 reviews
212 helpful votes
3/26/15

I bought an item, and 9 days later they send me a refund because they did not have the item available. I am not happy with their service. They took 9 day to figure out that they didn't have the item. They need to keep better inventory of what they have. If the say it's available on their website, it should be.

Thumbnail of user gourmets2
1 review
0 helpful votes
1/4/24

Experience skincare bliss at The Gourmet Spa! Their 2024 collection is a game-changer. The best skin care products redefine luxury, leaving my skin refreshed and radiant. A must-try for anyone seeking the pinnacle of skincare excellence!

Thumbnail of user wendyh1025
1 review
0 helpful votes
7/15/23

I purchased a totally wrong product and my husband pointed it out...several times. I learned that this type of product cannot usually be returned because a seal is broken. I sent the item back to the company with the hope it could be given to someone who could use it. I was very surprised when the Company contacted me that they would return my purchase price less a very reasonable re-stocking...

Thumbnail of user rajvia
1 review
2 helpful votes
7/26/18

What a fantastic journey I had, although I was hesitant to travel on my own, The Grand Indian Route took care of everything. They were able to customize my tour using my dates and interests. My lovely driver met me at the airport and from that point on I was in good hands. The hotels were amazing and the guides were so knowledgeable about local history. I will definitely be travelling with them...

Thumbnail of user tomasv3
1 review
2 helpful votes
3/25/14

Fake, fake, fake, fake!

Thumbnail of user johnl6802
1 review
0 helpful votes
11/16/23

I am slowly slogging through "Experiencing Shakespeare: From Page to Stage". While some of the information is interesting ( certainly not profound) ā€¦ I am amazed that the author ( Alissa Branch) is dressed in an outfit more appropriate for a teenager with low self esteem. Is Great Courses requiring a high libido to substitute for low content in their current curriculum?

Thumbnail of user stewartjames322
1 review
0 helpful votes
7/20/23
Verified purchase

Absolutely disgusting company disgusting customer service received 12x white vinegars as soon as box arrived coukd clearly tell they had leaked all over the box on contacting the company I made out to be a lier straight away all bottles looked low was asked to decanter each bottle to see how much liquid had leaked I did this opening each one abd pouring into a measuring jug then editoring pic...

Thumbnail of user lisaw613
3 reviews
17 helpful votes
11/20/20

I spoke with the owner to order flowers and told her which arrangement I was ordering via her website. Ordered Twilight (pictured below - lavender arrangement) and updated arrangement from base to premium, requesting white roses to be added. The owner was very helpful and shared that she was waiting for her Fed Ex delivery of additional purple flowers but would deliver this later on Wednesday....

Thumbnail of user heatherj589
1 review
0 helpful votes
9/11/22

Gluten free, organic, not sticky and works! I have tried many pure deodorants over the last 20 years & most of them I did not rebuy. This one was a great accidental find. It also smells really good. It has lavender & vanilla in it.

Thumbnail of user richd286
2 reviews
0 helpful votes
1/19/23

Recently noticed this Excellent tool on sale and said Yes, I need that! Wonderful piece of equipment. Well marked, balanced, straight, a well made piece. I am an IBEW electrician. Retired. I underStand tools. Thank You.

Thumbnail of user charlesh37
1 review
2 helpful votes
7/28/13

Cloth diapers are the only way to go for both your baby and for the environment. They are cleaner, your baby learns to potty train faster and you save the environment. The average plastic diaper can survive in landfills for a century! Go cloth diapers and this site has a great selection of colors and patterns. You will even save money!

Thumbnail of user beckyc160
2 reviews
4 helpful votes
6/27/20

I used this company product and it was great. I will come back for more and will definitely recommend it to others.

Thumbnail of user kelleym194
2 reviews
1 helpful vote
10/1/23

This channel is tries to come off as passive aggressively racist but it is just straight up white hating with very negative content unless you are black. This kind of hatred is what keeps racism alive

Thumbnail of user nicolez808
1 review
0 helpful votes
3/19/24

I repeat do not use this you have better chance getting it on Amazon. This company has pretty much stole my money. I order it the beginning of month item hasn't even been shipped an Sadie the point of contact for this gave me a run around with a fake shipping number.

Thumbnail of user cl5645
25 reviews
18 helpful votes
2/25/15

Dreadful company to deal with. Ordered and nothing ever came. Emailed multiple times and no one ever responded. Avoid this company and buy from a reputable company such as Amazon or eBay instead.

Thumbnail of user ericw
2 reviews
4 helpful votes
1/22/09

Strong Products and Fast Service - I was a little skeptical about ordering grout cleaning online, but this site had so much helpful information. They had a live chat that I used and they were able to answer all my questions. The order came fast and it worked better than anything I ever bought at the hardware store. Great site and company.

Thumbnail of user magsb
18 reviews
29 helpful votes
5/26/20

Very you-will-believe-it-because-it's-right-and-also-we-said-so. Not to mention one sided content as least from what I've read. I'm opinionated but, these guys also openly discourage listening to the opposing views. ECKH Also, you can't force me to agree to a cookie policy by freezing your site until I comply. It's $#*!ing creepy.

Thumbnail of user analod9
1 review
2 helpful votes
7/10/23

Horrible tried to destroy our children's. Full of pedos trash news pure bull$#*! the people talk we don't want you

Thumbnail of user aric26
1 review
2 helpful votes
7/9/17

I cant even remember how I ended up on this site, but Im glad I did as it reminded me that I already had what I needed and if I wanted more I should stick with what I knew and what worked beautifully. I ended up on the theguiltysecret.com when I decided that even though I loved my Lelo products I wanted to see what else was out there. When they say imitation is the highest form of flattery I...

Thumbnail of user marthaa840
2 reviews
1 helpful vote
5/1/23

I Purchased a guitar on the eBay site. It arrived and was not opened as it was a gift. Upon receipt of the gift, it was discovered by a professional luthier that the neck was warped, and the guitar was not playable. And not repairable. Without a total neck replacement, which actually cost more than the guitar itself. Upon contacting Guitar factory they have been no help whatsoever basically...

Thumbnail of user leroys50
3 reviews
7 helpful votes
10/27/18

Hi, I use sitejabber often and I wanted to leave a review of theguitarlesson.com since they don't have any reviews yet. I really think theguitarlesson.com is one of the best sites for beginners to learn guitar. I've been a member for 2 years, and am overall very satisfied with the guitar lessons and the progress I have made during this time. The only thing, I love blues music, I wish Tom would...

Thumbnail of user lloydr21
1 review
4 helpful votes
3/2/17

Do not buy from this clothing site. They mirror any search for items you want, set a cheap purchase price and high shipping rate. Then once you purchase the time you find out they are China based. Here is the best bit, they then send you the completely wrong item, a fake Polo Shirt in my case, which satisfies the order. Then when you email them (no phone number) for a replacement or refund...

Thumbnail of user jamesh3963
1 review
0 helpful votes
7/7/21

If you carry a gun for self-defense or protection of property then you must be looking for a gun safe that is most appropriate to be kept under the bed. There are numerous options available in the market for that. The website Gun Safe Review is your one-stop shop to find product listings and reviews. The website suggests under bed gun safes to safeguard your firearms. These safes are not only...

Thumbnail of user sy98
1 review
0 helpful votes
2/1/24

The company has registered me twice, once with an e-mail address which I have no access to and they have been taking money from my account without my permission for 13 months. When I questioned this I was told it was you that created 2 accounts and we cant help you as it is your responsibility. I asked why I would need 2 memberships for 1 person they said this is irrelevant. Join Pure Gym who...

Thumbnail of user mos606
1 review
1 helpful vote
9/13/16

Well its an interesting story. My daughter and I joined last summer as she was home from school. Wanted to join a gym for the summer. We told the manager that signed us up and she said there will be no issues and we are monthly and she would make a note of it. We stopped going in late Aug and school started. In October I noticed I was still being charged. I called the Gym and told the lady over...

Thumbnail of user giorgiov3
1 review
1 helpful vote
4/4/18

It appears to be a fake. I placed an order at the end of February and never got anything more than a confirmation email and transaction on my credit card logs. I sent an email to the payment handler and got a response after three days, they said I would be contacted by the post-sale customer service but I haven't got any message since then. It's been over a month. I tried to contact directly...

Thumbnail of user joniqueh
2 reviews
0 helpful votes
1/28/22
Verified purchase

This is a great idea, but also a really good business. These wraps help keep your hairstyle together when working out so your edges aren't a hot mess and your roots don't curl up and get all weird on you. If you have tightly curled hair, this is a great addition to your workout wardrobe. Simple but high-quality materials that really work to help wick away moisture. I've never had any issues...

Thumbnail of user danb1490
1 review
1 helpful vote
10/18/22

This has to be the worst joint for Greek food! Besides the rodent infestation in the basement, I'm done eating there and ordering for delivery! The food has gone from just ok to disgusting. They will be out of business, just a matter of time.

Thumbnail of user salw21
2 reviews
2 helpful votes
11/5/23

Beware of websites that promise they can help you recoup your losses. 100% of them are scammers. They'll string you along and request to pay more money to acquire new softwares fo R the job. Those are lies. I became a victim of a scam and have lost $10k. He claims his name is Vladimir Kolarov, but I know it's a bogus name. I'm so angry at myself for falling prey to them. Stay safe guys. When it...

Thumbnail of user rakinschristina
1 review
13 helpful votes
11/18/23

It can be very worrying if you want to know who your boyfriend is talking to on Instagram and you can't look at his phone. I asked Thehackinghubb for help. A friend told me about them and they managed to look at my boyfriend's phone and his Instagram messages. It was a good service. I discovered that he had cheated on me with other women, which made me very sad. We broke up and now I feel...

Thumbnail of user alisonc258
1 review
0 helpful votes
4/6/22

I received extensions with a complete blunt cut! Equivalent to trash, after contacting their customer service and requesting a replacement I was told. They have no sellable merchandise they could send me (Meaning they were scamming customers online) Below is the interaction of them stating that. Do yourself a favor and don't buy from here all hair is damaged! Oh did I mention if you open the...

Thumbnail of user michellet2086
1 review
0 helpful votes
1/13/24

What a shocker of an online tool. I ended up looking like a tool. Mixed my face and the model with the hairstyle face I chose & I looked like some kind of inbred. Leave this one alone folks..

Thumbnail of user sitterl
1 review
2 helpful votes
9/17/10

This is a total fraud website, I did look around and had read good reviews but I got scammed and ever since i t happened the website has been misteriously down "do to high volume". I call the police and submitted a fraud report, for the love of God do not use this website it has ruined my life!

Thumbnail of user sylvieb125
1 review
0 helpful votes
3/25/24

I have returned my order and on the site it shows that they have received and processed the refund but I didn't receive it. I reached out to customer service a few times to let them know that the refund hasn't been processed but they don't answer back. They actually will accept your returns but will not processed your refund. I'm reading some reviews from other people that had the same issue.

Thumbnail of user harryp443
1 review
0 helpful votes
5/23/23

Knowing what to buy for your hamster can be a minefield and finding this forum with such helpful articles has really taken the stress out of knowing what to buy. The home page has great advice on what to buy, which substrates to use as well as information about the different species of hamsters. Googling what to buy for hamsters is useless as it comes up with fake blogs written by people who...

Thumbnail of user andrewe339
1 review
0 helpful votes
12/22/20

Delivered to the wrong address. The Handle Hut Team and in particular Sophie were on it in a flash. Although it was delivered to the wrong address by the courier before being hand delivered in the person by the person it had been delivered too I am very happy with the speedy response from a dedicated team. I got the impression they would not rest until resolved. Hats off to the independents...

Thumbnail of user victoriab4
4 reviews
8 helpful votes
2/27/14

Was looking for a hard to find product and came across this health food company - wasn't familiar with the product so asked some questions first - the service was great, fast reply to my email queries and really helpful. Got the superfoods, they arrived superfast! Have ordered from few other places and the quality was the best from here. These guys know their stuff. Would recommend.

Thumbnail of user poonamsolanki13021996
1 review
0 helpful votes
7/27/23

One of the best laser service i have received from esther ji.please keep her at maninagar branch so we can take service from her for every session

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Thumbnail of user ellam130
1 review
6 helpful votes
11/13/20

I visited hart counselling twice first session went ok. Second session felt like a bullying session towards me than a counselling session. Charley Strickland who works at Maryland's was so disrespectful, out of all problems that was spoken about she sat there and said my partner meant the $#*!ty names i was called, and pretty much everything that happened wrong to me is my fault is how she made...

Thumbnail of user drmurphy29
1 review
0 helpful votes
2/27/24

I Was hit by an at fault Hartford customer. I got my car repaired by a local repair shop. Hartford wouldn't cover the full repair and I had to pay to get my car fixed when I wasn't at fault. Beware.

Thumbnail of user patriciar400
1 review
2 helpful votes
9/9/19

No matter how good you are when it comes to organization, it will eventually become useless because the projects you will be handling keep on pilling up. Worse, the management doesn't offer guidance, your calls for help are ignored and it's hard to know where you stand. This result in stress among employees and a leading reason why you want to quit your job.

Thumbnail of user brendab781
5 reviews
16 helpful votes
12/5/23

When I have been traveling, I order fresh flowers to be delivered to my home within a few days of returning. I ordered my favorite flowers - a tuberose lei from The Hawaiian Lei Company. Although they state, on their site, that their tuberose flowers were in short supply, the flowers were just as generous, just as fresh & fragrant as ever! Because I understand the process of getting the...

Thumbnail of user fakharz2
1 review
0 helpful votes
8/10/23

Tooth infections, also known as dental abscesses, are painful conditions caused by the accumulation of bacteria within the pulp (the soft tissue) of the tooth. This bacterial infection can spread to the root tip and surrounding tissues, leading to inflammation and the formation of a pus-filled pocket. Tooth infections can occur in different areas of the tooth and gums, and they can be...

Thumbnail of user mistyc137
1 review
13 helpful votes
11/4/20

I am a content maker and Instructor with over 1500 students in 44 different countries. I uploaded my content to Tablet Wise and there was supposed to be a 7 to 10 day turn around and after 14 days my content is not uploaded and no one has contacted me to tell me anything about the status of my submission. I can get my money back from my bank but My content has been stolen by Tablet Wise. DO NOT...

Thumbnail of user samj165
31 reviews
149 helpful votes
7/18/21

First off, this site does offer some helpful information, and I visit occasionally to get advice on certain health and food topics. Unfortunately, the site owner, Sarah Pope, is rather shady: 1) Pope is on the board of the corrupt Weston A. Price Foundation, run by Sally Fallon. In fact, she's such a fan girl of Fallon that she even named one of her kids "Fallon"! No joke. Sadly, this...