Chumbo M.

I was informed that this restaurant was of the HIGHEST CALIBER, however I am gravely mistaken. I wanted to order a CAFE LATTE but apparently these BOZOS can't even get their stupid website to work so I can't get my drink and now I am very upset and also sad? I also got a baguette up my $#*! (which another reviewer has mentioned, apparently this is a common occurrence at this location)

I am one of the HIOGHEST prestiged rewviewrs of this time, and I will not take this lying down

You have my word

Ps suck my $#*!