Daniel L.

My grandmother invested all of her retirement money according and following to Bank rates guidelines and now her money is so secure and safe that she can't even get it! It's currently so safe that when she looks at her account she can't even see it! Bank rate will keep your money so safe and it will keep it that way until you die. After you die it will then transfer your money to your spending account in heaven where you will live the remainder of eternity blowing your money on Virgin prostitutes and grade a 100% pure prayer powder! Grandma even bought me a Rolex and mailed it to me from heaven! Thank you bank rate! You made my grandma's death amazing.