sad p.

I would rather shove a hedgehog up my vagina then do this. I would rather eat the hair out of my shower drain with a plastic spork. I'd rather rub chunky diahrea all over my face. This $#*! teaches me nothing. NOTHING. I'll Put lemon juice down my pp hole if it means i won't have to do this. Say UWU unironically. I would rather lick a homeless womans $#*! while she beats me with a dead otter and tells me to go deeper. I'd rather read dobby the house elf fanfic smut. This site is garbage, just like me. UWU SUCK IT. I would rather suck the milk from a rabid goats titties than this. PERISH