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Went online and found what I wanted to order. Created profile with password. JFC.US emailed me confirmation of my registration with an email containing my password. Nice. I continued with my purchase. When I got to the end of the transaction, I expected to give my CC number, considering there was talk of 128 bit encryption etc etc on the site. But I just got to the end and it said "Thank you for your patronage.
View the order by following the link below."
So wondering how/when I should give them my payment,,,, I checked my email. Sometime later, I received an email saying: Dear Customer,

You can now pay your invoice by credit card payment direct without creating an account.

For Faster Service type or cut and paste the Remark into the payment home page.

Remark: 548xxxxx7 (blanked out by me for security)

Click on the link to pay the credit card processing fee has already been added

https://www.fashionpay.com/fastPayAction.action?MerNo=1492&Amount=70.52&ordernumber=5484us

Or cut and past it into your browser" END

Fashionpay? This guy has numerous websites... thought I was ordering a jersey... but who knows.

So I click the link and it takes me to a webiste that gives me options to pay by Visa, Mastercard, Interac (for canadians only), Paypal, Western Union, and a couple others. This is already really weird and making me uncomfortable, bu tI decide to forge ahead. I click on Visa, and send my info.

Then I receive this:
Dear Customer,

Western Union and EMoneyGram are the only 2 options for using MasterCard right now

Please fill out the payment form and email it back to us

Send payment to:

FIRST NAME: Yan

LAST NAME: Liao

Receiving City is Guangzhou, Guangdong China

Email us with the EXACT info you typed into the form

Western Union MTCN:

EMoneyGram Reference:

Sender's First Name:

Sender's Middle Name:

Sender's Last Name:

Amount Sent: 67 USD

Your Invoice Number: Order # 5484 us 1j / $67

http://www.westernunion.com/

http://www.emoneygram.com/ END\\

So if this isn't enough to make you freak out, I don't know what is. They've got my Visa, and I'm screwed. PLUS McAfee is telling me this is a prohibited file type.

One minute later, I receive another email, as follows:
Security Question Answer: 5484
Amount CDN to Send: 69.74 CAD
Message to Send: 5484 us 1j / $67
Send Interac payment to *******@johntaylor.name
Amount USD: 67

Invoice Number: 5484 us

Canadian Interac
Fee is only about 2 loonies if you have access to a Canadian bank account.

Send Interac payment to *******@johntaylor.name <mailto:*******@johntaylor.name>

Make sure you write your invoice number in the notes.

Use Invoice number? For the security question

Use your invoice number for the answer to the security question.

4 numbers for website orders

IF YOUR BANK Requires 5 digits add a zero to the end

And make the security question: What's the 5 digit invoice number?

If your bank requires 6 digits add two zeros to the end

And make the security question: What's the 6 digit invoice number?

How to Use Interac Video <http://www.jerseysfromchina.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=69&Itemid=66>

Interac Website <http://www.interac.ca/>
Converting Payment from USD to Canadian Dollars

Say for example you wanted to pay for your order using Interac.

In this example your order is 100 USD. You simply go to

<http://www.xe.com/ucc/convert.cgi?Amount=119&From=USD&To=CAD>

Type in 100. Change the first drop down menu to USD United Sates Dollars

Change the second drop down to CAD Canada Dollars

CLICK on Go!

The calculation for today's exchange rate shows up

In this example, you would pay $106.50 in Canadian Funds

For your 100 USD invoice.

Any questions? You can email me at *******@johntaylor.name <mailto:*******@johntaylor.name>

1 Login in to your Online Bank Account

Login in to your Canadian Bank Account Online

2 Find the Payments Menu

Find the Interac Email Money Transfer

Usually its located in the transfer / Payments menu

At RBC it looks like this

3 Fill out the Online Form

Recipient's email address: *******@johntaylor.name <mailto:*******@johntaylor.name> This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

Payment amount: the total on your invoice from us

Account from which to withdraw the funds: your bank account

Security Question: What is the 4 digit invoice number?

Add optional personal message: your invoice number and your name

4 Wait for Payment Confirmation

Email notification:

Interac will send us an email to let us know you have sent a payment.

We will mark your invoice as paid and send you a copy. END//

Scary, right?

So I send: This is $#*!ed. Forget about it.

I get back from John Taylor: Use interac

(huh? I already paid with VISA and I phoned Visa and confirmed the charge went through!)

Less than 1 minute later I get another email ( I hadn't even responed to the first one yet!):
Statistically speaking 3% of all customers are idiots or $#*!s.

They shouldn't be allowed to buy anything... at anytime... from anyone...

If you are one of the 3% then please go buy elsewhere

We don't want your business.

We don't have time for you.

We are busy giving our customers great customer service.

Go read about you here

<http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/SavingandDebt/ConsumerActionGuide/AreYouABadCustomer.aspx> END//

OK, he's calling me a bad customer? Wow. I'm just trying to order a jersey...

Then ten minutes later I get this:
Maybe you are just too $#*!ing stupid

That is much more likely considering we have over 70,000 successful transactions

You are the only idiot that can't figure it out END//

I say: It's $#*!ing stupid. Like you.

He says: I doubt it's me and the other 70,000 people that managed it

But maybe it is everyone else in the world is $#*!ing stupid

And you are the only smart one. Too smart to figure out simple $#*!

Yea. Maybe that's it

I say: You're website sucks. You suck. $#*! you prick.

He says: At least we can figure out how to do simple things

Yes. Our website sucks

That's why we are no. 1

70,000 transactions and growing because we suck

I see you can't process logic either

I guess you are just too smart for simple things

What's you MENSA number?

You might want to check this out

http://sedaliamamas.com/methaffectsthebrain.htm

Another email 4 minutes later with the same website:
http://sedaliamamas.com/methaffectsthebrain.htm

Another email one minute later:
http://sedaliamamas.com/methaffectsthebrain.htm

Statistically speaking 3% of all customers are idiots or $#*!s.

They shouldn't be allowed to buy anything... at anytime... from anyone...

If you are one of the 3% then please go buy elsewhere

We don't want your business.

We don't have time for you.

We are busy giving our customers great customer service.

Go read about you here

<http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/SavingandDebt/ConsumerActionGuide/AreYouABadCustomer.aspx>

Again sends the same email within the same minute:
Statistically speaking 3% of all customers are idiots or $#*!s.

They shouldn't be allowed to buy anything... at anytime... from anyone...

If you are one of the 3% then please go buy elsewhere

We don't want your business.

We don't have time for you.

We are busy giving our customers great customer service.

Go read about you here

<http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/SavingandDebt/ConsumerActionGuide/AreYouABadCustomer.aspx> END\\

Three minutes later:

"We proactively go after good customers, which is the best defense against the bad guys," says John Taylor, vice president of global strategy and marketing. "We avoid the 'victim approach' to spray and pray marketing that many take and later lament when they have acquired disloyal customers who want the moon but are unwilling to pay for it. We have designed all of our systems and processes around the best customers as opposed to penalizing best customers by making rules around the non-loyal customers."

Bad customers can cost you money easily. Anyone who has had a difficult customer to deal with knows this. You can spend countless hours working with a customer and you lose money out of it. This is why it's so important to pre-qualify your customers. John Taylor CTO Global Media

"Choosing the customers you want to do business with"

Professor John M. Taylor

Are you bad for business?

How bad customers cost you money

Save customer service for customers

Why the "customer is always right" is wrong

JFC Customer Reviews

WHY THERE ARE BAD CUSTOMERS

My response once I checked my email:

Hahaha! That's funny! Thanks for the entertainment. My visa better not get charged. Why the $#*! would you ask
Me for a MC or interact when I gave you my visa info. Its $#*!ed up. Quit harassing me now please. You are an Idiot who obviously is not a nice person. Karma will find you. Have a nice life. END//

His reply:
Yo DUMB $#*!

We sent you payment OPTIONS

We didn't realize you don't know how to read

We didn't know you don't know what the word options means

Try this Option | Define Option at Dictionary.com
dictionary.reference.com/browse/option - Cached

Option definition at Dictionary.com, a free online dictionary with pronunciation, synonyms and translation. Look it up now!

So sorry

Stop buying shirts go buy a reading class

We don't "charge" $#*!-for-brains"

It's obvious you have to "pay"

If you paid then your card will be charged. If you didn't pay then it won't

Hard to figure since you are too $#*!ing stupid to know

So how do you expect us to know?

My reply:
I'm going to re-post all the transactions I made and hoops I had to go through and all your great "customer service" responses. I will make this my mission. Have a nice day.

His reply:
Yes go ahead $#*!ing idiot

Waste more of your useless life

Get off the meth and learn to read

No wonder nobody loves you.

AND then, a few minutes later:
Why the $#*! would you give out your visa info?

Are you really that $#*!ing stupid?

And 6 minutes later:\We also sent you one called VISA

And one INTERAC

So you could choose which payment method you wanted

My reply: Wow. You don't have a $#*!ing clue how your website operates, do you?

His response: Hmmm

No idea

I just know I make more money in the first hour of each day than you make all month

And then, 2 minutes later:
It's called process dumb $#*!

I make money while I eat, take a $#*! or sleep

Someone like you wouldn't understand what that's like

To $#*!ing stupid to figure out how to make real money

And to $#*!ing busy kissing your bosses $#*! or sucking his $#*!

To make any money END//

THIS IS THE PERSON/WEBSITE YOU ARE DEALING WITH. PLEASE PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SURE THIS GUY GETS THE REPUTATION HE DESERVES.

DON'T BUY FROM HERE!