Edgars V.

The Overpriced Abyss: Picture this—I'm browsing their site, innocently adding items to my cart. Suddenly, the total cost defies the laws of physics. It's like they've discovered a new dimension where prices are arbitrary and sanity is optional.

Shipping Limbo: I ordered a simple gadget. Weeks turned into months, and my patience dwindled faster than a melting ice cream cone on a scorching day. I half-expected a carrier pigeon to deliver it, but no luck.

Refund Mirage Redux: Ah, the elusive refund. They dangled it like a carrot, and I chased it like a desperate squirrel. But guess what? The carrot was plastic, and I'm still hungry for justice.

Customer Service Bermuda Triangle: Emails vanished into thin air. Their customer service hotline? A black hole that swallowed my complaints. I'd have better luck reaching Narnia through my closet.

Credit Conundrum, Part Deux: They offered store credit. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I accepted, hoping for redemption. Instead, I got déjà vu—a loop of disappointment.

The Grand Finale: My 110 EUR vanished into the abyss. It's like they pocketed it and laughed maniacally. I imagine their office as a den of villainous cats, stroking their whiskers and plotting world domination.